Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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