I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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