What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We talked him into tasing himself.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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