Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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