Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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