its not stalking. its research.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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