Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize