what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
