i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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