Define "chronic" masturbator.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
so much tequila, so little girl.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
