Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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