escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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