i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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