in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
