I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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