is your mom at the bar?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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