we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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