is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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