Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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