he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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