so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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