Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Enjoy the penises
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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