is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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