So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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