we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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