My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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