i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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