Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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