My brain says no but my pants say off.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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