Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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