how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
