my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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