Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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