PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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