windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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