so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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