The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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