dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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