There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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