Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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