yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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