Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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