I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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