Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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