Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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