Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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