Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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