Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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