I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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