I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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