so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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