Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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