the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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