i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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