If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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