You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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