ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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